Humour

2026 arrives with fresh calendars, recycled promises, and a confident belief that this year will be “different.” It won’t be. Power will change tone, not habits.

Promises from January return with attendance sheets. This is a week of pauses that won’t be taken, silences that will be misread, and statements that will require clarifications longer than the original intent.

The final stretch of 2025 begins with Mercury questioning its own career choices, Saturn demanding accountability, and Jupiter promising expansion — mostly of press conferences.